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Dominant and submissive Part 6 by unicornpoop, literature

A Very Not-So-Scary Haunting by unicornpoop, literature

Dominant and submissive Part 5 by unicornpoop, literature

The Afterlife Choice (Revised) by unicornpoop, literature

For The Seniors by unicornpoop, literature

Blind Date by unicornpoop, literature

Awkward Times by unicornpoop, literature

Her Emotions by unicornpoop, literature

Mirror by unicornpoop, literature

Greatest Man Alive Has Died by unicornpoop, literature

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Dominant and submissive Part 6 by unicornpoop, literature

A Very Not-So-Scary Haunting by unicornpoop, literature

Dominant and submissive Part 5 by unicornpoop, literature

The Afterlife Choice (Revised) by unicornpoop, literature

For The Seniors by unicornpoop, literature

Blind Date by unicornpoop, literature

Awkward Times by unicornpoop, literature

Her Emotions by unicornpoop, literature

Mirror by unicornpoop, literature

Greatest Man Alive Has Died by unicornpoop, literature

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Artist // Student // Varied
  • Feb 1, 1994
  • United States
  • Deviant for 15 years
  • She / Her
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My Bio
I'm not spectacular. I know that. I'm not planning on becoming famous for my artwork or writing skills. I'm barely above average. I have a huge family (six sisters and four brothers), I'm fairly good at art (though I still don't know how to put it all up here on DA) and I have good faith in my lying (whoops, I mean storytelling) abilities. Hell, I'm even an alright poet. I'm passably attractive; average height (5'3 1/2), hair (brown, curly), looks (green/hazel eyes and freckles). And I'm a total tard for romance. Yep, I'm into all that sappy crap. I'm not quite a realist, I don't think, since I still believe that everyone has good in them...or is that a cynic? I dunno. In my group of friends, I am the champion. And by champion, I mean I can't stay into my own damn business. I meddle, and defend my friends, and make a total ass of myself in public (but not before making an ass of my adversary). Several of my friends say I'm a natural leader, but I just like being bossy...I really enjoy telling large groups of people to shut their pie-holes. I'd like to think I'd make a wonderful boss someday. Heheheheh...


(By the way, lemme just say that "I AM THE ORIGINAL UNICORNPOOP. I've had people tell me I ripped the name off of this or that website, but I did not. I repeat: I AM THE REAL UNICORNPOOP. Just sayin'.)

Favourite Visual Artist
Tony Moore
Favourite Movies
Meh, it varies; right now it's Apollo 18.
Favourite TV Shows
I discovered BONES this summer, but I rarely watch TV.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
SR-71, FortMinor, BowlingForSoup, Offspring, Nirvana, etc.
Favourite Books
Unwind (Unwound?), Inkheart Trillogy, Mallory Series (romance, yes), etc.
Favourite Writers
Robert Kirkman
Favourite Games
Are You a Werewolf (card game), Pic-and-Pass (or Cat-Eat-Poopy), L4D1&2, The Sleeping Game
Favourite Gaming Platform
a comfy chair/couch/bff's lap
Tools of the Trade
My mind, My hands, Utensils, whatever.
Other Interests
Gaming, poetry, writing, drawing. . . and sleeping

Silly Girls

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March twenty-fifth, twenty-fourteen.  The night is a lonely Tuesday, and taking a break from the Netflix, I immerse myself in after hours upon hours of homework, I find myself alone in the dark.  Again. So much has changed.  So little time has passed.  A year is nothing.  I have been away far too long from my old flame, DeviantART.  How I have sorely missed you.  So much has changed.  Both myself and this website, which started so small, if I am to recall, are two now completely different beings. I have found who I am certain is my significant other, but I am always scared.  And sadly, quite a bit is of him.  That is dramatic, I admit, but
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Valentine's day is coming up.  Crap; I forgot to get a boyfriend again.  Oh well.  It's that time of year again.  I got older.  Technically I'm a grown up, I guess?  What is this thing called adulthood and how do I make it stop?  I really need to get on DA a whole heck of a lot more.  Seriously.  The other day I forgot my password and almost had a mini heart-attack. So college happened finally.  Typical freshman stuff, I guess.  I look like an idiot trying to find my classes, continually stumbling and falling down a two-step staircase.  It's just awesome.  Homework is pretty lean now, but I know it only gets worse as I go farther and farther
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Weirdo

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Sometimes I stare at oncoming traffic and wonder what would happen if I suddenly ran into the street.  If I'm standing atop a large building, staring out a window, I find myself inquisitive as to what it would feel like if the glass weren't there.  Would I feel like I was flying, or face terror at my imminent death?  When washing dishes, I sometimes contemplate what I would feel if I sliced one of those wicked knives into the soft flesh of my appendages.  Some would call me suicidal, I suppose.  I'm really not; I'm quite terrified of pain, actually.  I tend to freak out even about paper cuts.  But I'm filled with endless wonder about it. I
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Thank you so much for taking the time out to favorite my works. It means such a great deal to me that you enjoy my art, and I hope you can consider watching Hug
Seriously???  You're work is amazing! I absolutely love it!
Thanks for the faves!!! [link]

If you enjoyed my comic, you can pre-order the latest issue right now! Details are here: [link]
Thanks a bunch for the fav's! :iconhyperglompplz:
Dude, it's no problem at all; your stuff is awesome! Whenever I try something like that, my stuff turns out all freaky and weird. Ah well. Anywho. I really dig it. I dunno why, but I've been really getting into this "giant-tiny person" stuff recently. Thanks for giving me a bit of inspiration for my writing.
:painter::iconfaveplz: Thanks, Meranda. :iconcocoloveplz:
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